phatHawg's definitions

Chelsea'd in a corner

When your daughter is ugly and you have the money for plastic surgery but if you suggest it, it will hurt her feelings.

That dude's ugly ass daughter could benefit from a shitload of plastic surgery but he has himself Chelsea'd in a corner.

by Phathawg September 2, 2019

Chelsea'd in a corner

When you find yourself in an ugly situation

Damn Bro, the Clinton's used money donated to their foundation to pay for the daughter's wedding and when the IRS found out they found themselves Chelsea'd in a corner.

by Phathawg September 3, 2019

Charlotte County Funnel

When you piss in their ass

I gave her the Charlotte County Funnel!

by phatHawg June 8, 2019