Lemon

lemons are actually sweet. they are caring and loving and loyal friends. lemons need lots of love but they give lots of love too.

i had a bad day but lemon made it better

by jello23545 February 6, 2021

lemon question

A Question asked by a person pretending to know far more about a subject then they do.

The question will not make sense and reveals how little they know.

, thus revealing how little they do know.

"i was talking to the new guy about the job site when he asked me how they hang drywall in the rain. That lemon question is why he doesn't work here."

by Whonose!? April 15, 2024

Lemon party

It’s three elderly men having sex.

Paul: hey Ben and sherbert wanna have sex and call it a lemon party?
Ben: ok
Sherbert: sure

by St4rb4tzz June 11, 2022

Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020

lemon cello

A term used for dropping a condom in front of your lover.

Oh no! I lemon cello!

by Fruitfly03 July 12, 2018

Lemon Campbell

Someone who is not cool at all and is so gah and looks like a lemon.

Wow! No one likes Lemon Campbell! He is quite gay!

by Mcfoebapcap March 6, 2020

Lemon

A person who makes a stupid mistake and is slow.

Dude your a lemon.

by DonCheadleisgod April 30, 2019