This girl sucked my dick so good I could barely say my ABC's , I deadass failed the "alphabet test" that night
by Big Mikkee March 20, 2017
Get the alphabet testmug. by urmomsbasement June 13, 2023
Get the National fake test daymug. An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.
fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
by Dimebag Donny December 6, 2024
Get the fuck testmug. by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022
Get the Liver Function Testmug. by EmaEmma January 22, 2024
Get the Testmug. 
