Guers Iced Tea

Diabetes in a carton.
Worth it.

I just drank a gallon of Guers Iced Tea and my foot fell off. Its ok because I have another.

by HiFriend December 5, 2007

your tea's oot

You, sir, are invited to a bout of pugilism outwith this public house.

Haw you ya dafty, yer tea's oot.

by Heinrich McNulty October 12, 2003

spill the tea

when one tells an especially juicy bit of gossip

"Girl, did you know Renee is having ANOTHER baby? And the babby daddy is the same guy who she found out has been cheating on her!"

"OMG, spill the tea on that drama!!!!"

by Jana617 May 12, 2008

Truth Tea

When someone spills the hard truth in your face and it is usually something you don't want to hear.

Shequila: Janice, Your husband cheated on you by sleeping with Shayquanda, spilling some truth tea on yo ass.
Janice: That filthy ass lying nigga did what?????

by Tingle Likes Rupees May 16, 2016

Sugar Honey Ice Tea

Another way of saying the word "Shit." By the first letters of the four words spelling out the word SHIT.

"Sugar Honey Ice Tea! I subbed my toe!"

by harry bone August 20, 2008

Poo Card Makes The Tea?

A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!

Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!

Ok, so who wants tea?

Me
I Do
Yeah I do

"Poo card makes the tea?"

Let's Do It!

by Phatzoot June 24, 2011

thai iced tea

The most delicious drink you will ever have the pleasure of slipping past your teeth, onto your tongue, and then down your throat. Shortly after the experience you are sad that it's all gone, making you either buy another or contemplate life without this drink and then consider suicide.

Get one.

"In the letter she left before she died it said: 'never enough thai iced tea'."

"What do you think she meant?"

"I...I don't know. I just don't know."

by lemms June 6, 2009