Ski-tard

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.

Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!

by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.

Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.

by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011

tard off

To be used as "fuck off" would, but while ALSO calling the person a "tard"

Guy: Hey babay! How you doi–
Girl: Tard off, slob.

by DOI2010 August 19, 2012

weenie tard

1. A person of low fortitude and lower intelligence.

2. A person who doesn't know where "it" is supposed to go.

1. Jee broke his leg running away from a neighbor's chihuahua. What a weenie tard.

2. That weenie tard tried to stick it in her belly button.

by RipD May 14, 2008

tard factory

a facility were a lot of stupid people are made or become stupid due to overexposure to misleading propaganda that leaves a person in a state of ignorance and stupidity

Washington DC is the Biggest tard factory in all human history

by lord turd December 1, 2015

Report Tard

The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.

I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015

Mus-tard

A Mustang owning retard.

Yet another douchey Carbondale Mus-tard.
His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...

by DerpyDouche November 11, 2015