threatlockz

The point of no return during anal sex with a man. Once you have reached threatlockz you're going to be walking with a limp in the morning.

I really threatlockz'ed the hell out of mrtea.

by jaslr November 22, 2007

threatmails

Pointless emails promising delight and threatening catastrophe if they aren't forwarded to at least "x" number of people.

I send all threatmails to a list of six people I dislike. Send me another one and your name will be on the list.

by Rachelie-wrp May 22, 2009

Teatowling

gently placing a teatowel over someones face who you are having sex with.

when making sweet love to someone who may be rather ugly make sure to have a tewtowel near by so you can lightly place it on there face and look at the teatowel (make it one of those souvenir ones, they have good pictures on them)

I'm teatowling your mum

by yep1guy December 8, 2009

Theathy

Something that is very dirty, and filthy. Something that is absolutely disgusting.

I will never drink his theathy blood!

by Ellisss December 9, 2009

Theaturd

(n.) - Someone who goes to the movies alone only to complain about their loneliness later. Usually accompanied by wistful bemoaning about how nice it would be to have friends to share experiences with.

Bruce is such a theaturd! If I have to hear about how he wishes he had someone to high-five during epic trailers one more time, I'm going to punch him.

by angeldustbunny July 8, 2010

Theatre Fever

When you want to go to the movies so bad all the time, even if youve seen the movie Over 9000 times.

Dude, I still have Theatre Fever, wanna go see another one?

by Spartan76542 November 30, 2010