Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

by Stoney69 February 2, 2020

Three some day

Day where anyone you pick has to participate in a threesome with you. It doesn’t have to be today but you most claim it today. And you can use it whenever you want.

Hey wyd today?
My boyfriend used his three some day pass so I’m with him and this girl.

by Joe friend February 4, 2020

Three point shooter

A man who bends wrists in an effeminate way.

When I went home for thanksgiving dinner my mom could see I was a three point shooter.

by MissMollySue February 7, 2020

Three pronged assault

Another term for standing on a UK plug

Tom:Gees, I had a three pronged assault during the night.
Sam: oh godinell

by GD03UHK February 9, 2020

three nil'ed

When you completed all 3 holes, clocked a body,

I three nil'ed her body

by E7vam June 5, 2020

Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.

The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.

by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020