three mask tears

sexy mfs who play games together aka seven,terry and kai

I bow down to the three mask tears

by scoobysnakcerz March 13, 2021

three legged pirate

Similar to the one legged pirate, but takes a real BDSM spin to it, upon completion of a one legged pirate swiftly kick your partner in the guts, and when they hit the poop deck with two knees and a hand (on grasping the stomach) immidiently go for yar prize, and finish once more in thar booty.

The spin off to 50 shades of grey is 50 shades of red, and contains the three legged pirate as the finisher

by the quacker February 19, 2015

Three Lamas in a Hummer

The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.

Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned

by Bob Jenkens November 3, 2011

three white teenagers

Extremely racist joke on google. If you google "three white teenagers", you will find a picture of three happy white teens holding footballs and a basketball; if you google "three black teenagers", you will find a picture of convicted black teenagers.

The joke has been so overused that if you will now google "three white/black teenagers", you will only find screenshots of this meme.

Person 1: 'Yo! Have you heard about googling "three black teenagers" and then "three white teenagers"?'
Person 2: 'Are you retarded'

Person 1: 'I think that the founders of google are racist! Just look at the "three black vs. white teenagers" search results!'

by ovecka_cg November 23, 2016

Chili Three Way

When a threesome has sex while covered in chili. Can be expanded to a chili four way or chili five way with 1 or 2 more partners. Add beans or cheese as needed.

Guy: hey want to do a chili three way with that hot chick over there
Guy: yeah i’ll go grab some skyline

by Derfouteur February 2, 2021

three ring circumcision

The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.

by loincloth January 12, 2008

three tequila lauren

Three tequila Lauren is not necessarily a Lauren after three tequilas, but more of a state of being and is the most fun evolution of Lauren. Can also be referred to as 3TL.

Man, I love three tequila Lauren she’s the best!

by Purple blue crayon November 10, 2021