cheese and toasted

When a girl who is lactating sprays breast milk all over a persons face.

Cabbage Patch man was a freak and loved milk with his cookies so he had Whitney spray milk all over his face while her rubbed oreo cookies off his milky skin and ate them in a feverish manner while twisting her other nipple to splurge more milk while yelling at the top of his lungs, "More Cheese and toast, more cheese and toasted, daddy wants more cheese and toasted!!"

by Caspius April 24, 2008

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burnt toast

burnt toast, the guy who comes over drunk and toasted then drinks all your beer. then you say get out toast, you have burnt this bridge.

random toast: wheres the beer?

erik: the bridge is BURNT, you burnt toast!!

by mountaingoose September 4, 2010

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Texas Toaster

A sexual act that is performed by two people. First the male ejaculates onto a peice of bread and pops it into the toaster. He then fists the warm article into his partner's ass and waits for them to shit it out. It's not complete until they each eat a half of the finished product.

If a girl lets you give her a Texas Toaster... It's love!

by Pants-off Barrett March 9, 2007

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Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch

The Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch....or T.F.E.D.P. for short, is a hybrid of three other definitions: The Donkey Punch, The Fish Eye and the Flying Toaster. It is the act where after doing your lady "doggy-style" and trying to sneak it into her anus, she looks back at you with one eye. When she returns to her business with you, punch her in the back of the head and then hit her with the nearest toaster.

Dude, did you get any last night? Yeah, I performed the Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch on her.

by Camper5872 June 5, 2009

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The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel

While bangin a chick vigorously while she has her period, some of the blood gets in the guys' dick and when he cums in her armpit, all the juices extract at once resembling a strawberry toaster strudel.

Chelsie: My arm's all sticky from The Very Angry Strawberry Toaster Strudel Nick delievered to me last night, and it won't wash off.

by Touchmy Strudel August 14, 2010

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