Don't Drop the Soap

Good advice for prisoners:
If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you'll be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Ergo, with your bum out and in clear sight, you're gonna have to take it in the bum from a sick, psychotic fellow inmate.

Don't Drop the Soap, for if you do, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by MrWhomstDVe February 9, 2020

Don't drop the Wallet

Don't drop the wallet
The Synonym of Don't Drop the soap only this is to be used in competitive play video games when participating in "Money Matches."

"I'm gonna win that tournament and win 1000 dollars!!!"

-Don't drop the wallet

by The True Anti-Hero November 2, 2009

You didn't have to cut me off

You didn't have to cut me off
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono

Elanfelafilncof all the times you screwed me over
Wellameybellithaithas always something that ive done

But i dont wanna live that way
Eveninenteeverywod you say
I said that you could let it go
Wenawudycatchuangoposobadidataiusedtono

But you didn't have to cut me off
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Somebody (Auseteno)
Now your just somebody deausetuno
Somebody (Auseteno) PARIS
Parisisombadytheayousetono
Ausetuno, Deausetuno Ausetuno Some paris

by AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS July 5, 2023

I didn’t start the fire

I didn’t start the fire ..

Can’t without a spark ;)

I didn’t start the fire …

lol come to me you say? Nope open invite .. you come here … !!!

Lmk a bit in advance if I should actually expect company …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 9, 2023

t shirt tucker

Guy who tucks t shirts into jeans.

't shirt tucker' - Look at Dave with his shirt tucked in.

by shirttuckin05 July 21, 2017

T-Wall Tinder

Usually the meeting spot for a “hook up” on an overseas deployment. You can generally find people sitting along a concrete t-wall waiting for someone to come along.

John, look at all the chicks sittin on the t-wall over there. Bet you can find half of them on T-Wall Tinder!

by DearJohnLetterz April 21, 2021

T-Rex Tommy

Females who think they are Muscle Mommy's... But only work Glutes and legs/are built like a T-rex... All Ass a stomach that pokes out and chest/arms of a 10 year old boy(sometimes has lunch Lady arms)and they lean Forward to further define the ass that's barley there

Oh Lord.... There she goes again flexing like a muscle Mommy ... But with all due respect she is built like a T-rex Tommy... Denial is a hard thing to come to terms with

by GingersDontLie July 29, 2023