Drain the Swamp

The take a shit and piss at the same time

“Damn I just drained the swamp now I feel 5 pounds lighter”

Drain the Swamp- To completely drain your bowels and bladder

Drain the Swamp by getreckm8 November 3, 2019

The Swamp Monster 

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?
Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...
Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

The Swamp Monster by The Dirty Stranger February 19, 2008

Moonlake Swamp Mouth

The "Moonlake Swamp Mouth" Is when you take a shit in someones mouth stir it with you're penis. Then piss again. Top it off with jizzing in his/her mouth.

I will give you a Moonlake Swamp Mouth if you tell jimmy.

Moonlake Swamp Mouth by JayAndNay September 20, 2012

Slurpy my swamp 

Suck da vigina

U wanna slurpy my swamp

Slurpy my swamp by anonymous April 19, 2021

meth swamp pedo whore 

A cross between every kind of wrong a woman could be.

Did you see my Ex's new Karma punishment? She is a new breed we are deeming Meth swamp pedo whore.

meth swamp pedo whore by Starcitychild September 12, 2017

building a dream on a swamp 

Wanting something that isn't practical.

"Laura is building a dream on a swamp, she wants to live on mars.

building a dream on a swamp by kim December 18, 2003

limping swamp donkey 

a really ugly unatractive woman

you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you

limping swamp donkey by gav n nick March 14, 2006