shockitude

The state of being in shock, not knowing right from left, or up from down. Utterly dumbfounded, speechless, and feeling like a general tard.

I can tell from the shockitude on your face, this is going to be a long-ass conversation.

by hashmetash December 23, 2022

“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 4, 2022

shocketh

a word little freaks use to show how shocked they are

paul mccartney: i am shocketh
noel gallagher: shut up

by boywiththeblues February 1, 2023

shock parole

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.

Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023

Shocker

Obeyshepard mystery holder

Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter

Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…

Bullshit plus fish bones

Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck

Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned

Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…

Shocker in your wife like a faulty vibrator…Ol’ sparky and living math meet ster hater…I’m different sawzall the roof Cadillac all yall…tickets never made will call…Swandive blackout and dead stall…

by Pushmataha October 26, 2022

shockerhaven07

Also known as ¨shocker¨.
The best animation youtuber, posting at least one video every 1-2 years. He has created legendary characters such as, Bill, Juan, Jerry, and Gary! He is also a fan of Lemon Demon and Tallyhall.

person 1: ¨Have you seen Shockerhaven07´s latest video?¨

person 2: ¨No.¨

by chickeneaterramenman44 November 30, 2022