New Mexico Slip-in-slide

The practice of pissing into someones anus, then forcefully fisting said anus.

Jessica's suggestion of trying a New Mexico Slip-in-slide on Brandon was the final straw in their relationship.

by ForidaMan October 19, 2015

i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

by me just me i have no other cho April 21, 2019

shit slide

A fun way to refer to ones rectum.

My feces need to take a ride on the shit slide.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

slide

to cross many lanes on a highway at one time, without pausing in each one to ensure that the next lane that you intend to move into is clear. very reckless, and warrants a ticket entitled "unsafe lane changing." big fine too.

nervous wife: "oh no, this is the exit!"
cocky husband: "don't worry, i'll just slide across the highway and get across these four lanes right now."

by i own your family September 19, 2007

soldiers

1. A group of fighting men, used in war, having different tasks (infantry, pilots, demolition, etc).

2. When used while not talking about war (and this will be obvious), can mean, "cum", "sperm", and/or "semen". Normally used with "marching".

1. Those American Soldiers are the Marines; they are tough-as-nails.

2. -Dude, his soldiers arent marching. That really sucks! (Said man cannot cum)
-I hadn't jacked off in a while, so my soldiers were plenty marching last night, all over that stripper!("I" Could cum)

by TehCRUSADER January 30, 2008

slidey

one who is averse to hard work and eager to leave early

He's going home before his shift ends? What a slidey!

by Boots September 24, 2003