by THE GREATEST UB  February 27, 2019
 Get the Soft in the paintmug.
Get the Soft in the paintmug. by idontexistanymore April 29, 2024
 Get the Soft Bottommug.
Get the Soft Bottommug. When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
 Get the Soft as a pensioner's turdmug.
Get the Soft as a pensioner's turdmug. when you are making out with a guy and you are about to have sex but he cums before you stick it in.
girl 1. I heard you fucked chris brown
girl 2. no we where making out and I was going to stick it in them he came
girl 1. lol he went soft
girl 2. no we where making out and I was going to stick it in them he came
girl 1. lol he went soft
by twerker82898 September 28, 2015
 Get the he went softmug.
Get the he went softmug. Throwing passive aggressive attacks while visualizing and fantasying actual violence.
(eg. I want to punch this guys in the face, but instead, I’m just going to throw popcorn at his face.)
(eg. I want to punch this guys in the face, but instead, I’m just going to throw popcorn at his face.)
Sommer was thinking about punching Chris in the face all night, however the proper moment ever arose for it to be socially acceptable to inflict bodily harm into the poor victim. Sommer, having years of built up frustration, allowed herself to indulge in soft-core violence & intruding thoughts on inflicting bodily harm and spray popcorn on Chris’ face
by anonymous January 1, 2022
 Get the Soft-Core violencemug.
Get the Soft-Core violencemug. - We went to shopping mall during work time, then had another lunch break, went home after and then clocked out 2 hours later.
- Soft number lad!
- Soft number lad!
by UsernameTHC November 11, 2022
 Get the soft numbermug.
Get the soft numbermug. Coonavirus hasn't made it tougher to a kid in school. Back when every other generation was in school, they still had to go to school and work without a mask and hand saanitizer every day, no matter who got sick at school or work.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021
 Get the Softmug.
Get the Softmug.