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Smoothie

Its a drink made up of the semen of 3 young chads.
Moe: Hey! Did you hear about the drink Jack, Mike and Adam made?

Sophia: No, what is it?

Moe: It's a smoothie!
by Duck master 67 September 16, 2021
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Smooshy Smoosh

Often confused with Smooshy_Smoosh, infamous instagram user (There is no difference). Opuntia, commonly called prickly pear or pear cactus, is a genus of flowering plants in the cactus family Cactaceae. Prickly pears are also known as tuna (fruit), sabra, nopal (paddle, plural nopales) from the Nahuatl word nōpalli for the pads, or nostle, from the Nahuatl word nōchtli for the fruit; or paddle cactus. The genus is named for the Ancient Greek city of Opus, where, according to Theophrastus, an edible plant grew and could be propagated by rooting its leaves. The most common culinary species is the Indian fig opuntia.
Person one: Have you heard of Smooshy Smoosh?
Person two: Get the fuck out and never talk to me again
by user33456699873 January 7, 2023
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The Smoother (drink)

Alcoholic drink made with Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Irish Crème', Coffee Liqueur, Chocolate Syrup, Whipped Cream, and a Maraschino Cherry.
When she gets fucked up on The Smoother (drink), her legs will "smooth" right open so you can fuck her brains out.

smooth smoother alcohol ice cream Irish crème coffee liqueur chocolate syrup whipped cream Maraschino cherry drink open legs
by She's Crafty September 6, 2013
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pornstar smooth

When every inch of ones body is shaved and or waxed. Other than ones head.
I went to her place and she was pornstar smooth... She did it just for me. NO HAIR ANYWHERE!
by catoclysmic_definitions February 7, 2015
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European smoothie

The resulting mixture when three or more European males ejaculate onto or into a single cavity.
Pablo: Me, Henri, and Mario jerked off into Misako yesterday after breakfast.

Maria: Wow, I'm so jealous. I love European smoothies!
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delly smooth

A fake nigger who acts hard but without a gun is nothing
by ShoopBoopNoop May 20, 2019
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