Smegmatician

A connoisseur of smegma who is very skilled in identifying, producing, and harvesting the delicious substance.

Tony: "This wine is bland."
Justin: "Good thing you are in the presence of a smegmatician! I have the perfect fresh smegma to pair with this bottle."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Smeh

Used to answer all questions good or bad, smeh is a universal word, the user can change its meaning by using different tones.

"How are you today?"

"Smeh" (sighed tone)

"SMEH" (happy tone)

by Tanooki 87 August 19, 2013

Smelfie

When you smell yourself.

Tim was standing in front of the fire and dipped his nose into his shirt. Karen asked "do you stink?" Tim said, "no, I just did a smelfie and I'm all good."

by karmermaid May 9, 2018

smevin

A person that does things weirdly or different. It can also be the act of or being capable of doing something weirdly or differently.

Can you even smevin bro?
Man Kevin is such a smevin.

by KSKingJoker May 17, 2018

smelling my drawers

feeling myself; being cocky

If I ever labeled it important to the culture I was feeling myself I was smelling my drawers

by thektk July 31, 2018

Meester Smeece

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.

Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.

by Willis December 9, 2003