Smasheroonied

smasheroonied; smashed/drunk on alcohol, but slightly more than usual, and ending in a rather large hangover!

I was smasheroonied last night, I feel dreadful and am in desperate need of some fast food!

by UrbanTiger1471982 June 12, 2011

smash hank

beat off ,masterbate,self love

after watching that porn video I had to smash hank

by hank the smasher November 4, 2011

Smashpass

The act of obtaining a free sexual encounter, from a member of the opposite sex.

Bitch gave me a smashpass, so I wrecked that ass.

by intellectualnumber2 July 27, 2012

Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.

"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."

by Simon5025 October 10, 2012

smash the pan

to have a right good SHIT.

jesus christ did you 'Smash The Pan'' son?

by mr pimpernell October 28, 2013

Smashcan

Having the ability to sex someone,

Angélica might not like PDA, but when we get in private she will smashcan.

by AMiller123 September 20, 2014