Sister

A sister is not always blood related. A sister is just someone who will always be there for you, no matter what you say or do. A sister can be the girl you share your parents with, or a sister may also be a girl you love as a friend, and you know lots about them, and you care for them, and you want them to always be there for you.

1) Girl1: I love you, I don't know what I would do without you.
Real sister: Ok that's nice, Im taking your money, sister!

2) Girl2: Hey, you're like a sister to me, I have a secret I need to tell you.
Girl3: Okay, I promise I won't tell. You're like a sister to me, too. It would be a lot better if we were actually sisters. :(
Girl2: No because then we would hate each other, like them *points to Girl1*
Girl1: OhMyGosh sister, get OFF me!
Real sister: *Eating her arm*
Girl3: Oh..

by MegaMegaa2611 May 9, 2017

Sister Wives

A group of women who work together in the same job capacity or share the same title.

There are five legal clerks in our division who are like my work sister wives and, thankfully, we all work well together and have a good time.

by peterpaulnmary November 29, 2017

Meconium-eating sister-fucker

A white working class person. Meconium is the tarry shit evacuated by newborn babies.

People from West Bromwich are a bunch of meconium-eating sister-fuckers

by Paul C. August 8, 2003

santeria

the way of the saints

I don't practice santeria. I don't practice the way of the saints.

by Nick Pascetti June 5, 2003

Sinker

When you need to need to use the washroom and fear that the necessary buffer-zone may not be sufficient for the damage you are about to inflict on the toilet, requiring you turn on the sink full blast in order to dampen the sound.

Employee 1: "Dude, just rocked a monstrous sinker!"

Employee 2: "Oh snap, that poor lady with the weird eye and her office right next to the toilet! At least you have to courtesy to sinker it..."

by MurderSuicidePactByPinkySwear May 26, 2010

Ur sister a mister

You do not want anyone to say this to you. This is the best roast in the entirety of all roasts. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny and ur grandpap a trap combined.

Lobster: Yo ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Egg: No u.
Lobster: No u x3.
Egg: *OOF* Well ur sister a mister.
Lobster: *gets engulfed by the sun and dies*

by eat_my_lasgagne_bitch69 March 18, 2018