shuffleboarding

Another term for “finger painting,” “Choking the chicken.” Or to be blunt, masturbating.

Greg: Opal, hurry up we have to go to Will’s party soon!

Opal: Okay, I just need to finish shuffleboarding!

by m a m a October 8, 2017

Shnuff

A combination of shove and stuff. Used when anything needs to be put into something else but, it’s a tight fit.

I don’t care how my clothes look, I just shnuff ‘em in my closet.

OR
Honey, those vases are expensive, don’t shnuff them together.

by Deadmeat74 December 15, 2017

Shmuff

Gump,a person bad at something that they do or someone stupid

Your such a shmuff.

by Jared’s_a_shmuff January 21, 2018

Shuffle and Deal

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.

Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?

by The Hylander July 20, 2018

Shuffle her cards

To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.

Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!

Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!

Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!

by Fibergirl69 March 6, 2019

Shruffle

To shruffle means to act like you’re having fun and don’t give a shit but in reality you’re dying on the inside.

“Hey look at Tamara! She came here to party but it looks like she’s just going to shruffle the whole night.”

by laradovro April 23, 2019