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scenester

People who follow some sort of trend, usually music-related fashion. For a scenester, it's not about meaning or substance, it's about appearance.

"Emo", Indie, and Punk have a lot of scenesters.
I saw two scenesters walk into the supermarket today. They weren't together, but they both had the same hair cut, tight pants, the same studded belt, and a parent's credit card.
by iam rght April 9, 2006
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scene kids

A bunch of posers with big egos that need to get over themselves.
Most of them have no clue about what music came before that job for a cowboy was influenced by,and the rest of the bands just copy cated job for a cowboy.
scene kids at a concert

oh my gawd this band is so brootal,but I forgot there name,oh well I'm going to slam dance.
by Metalhead175 February 15, 2010
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scene kids

Preps dress alike. Goths dress alike. Punks dress alike. Emo kids dress alike...scene kids dress alike. Whether you want to believe it or not, you are following trends right now. So are scene kids. EVERYONE is. You can fucking decide yourself who you want to be.
There are not many scene kids in my school, but the ones that are there are AWESOMEASFUCK. They stand out, dare to be different, and don't care what YOU think of them. And everyone has different tastes in music.
There is a huge difference between emo and scene, so don't go around calling every scene kid you see emo.
so YEAH.
by audiorush August 25, 2007
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scene girls

Usually concieted whores with HUGE hair who cant talk enough about how "beautiful" they are but yet they think they are so hardcore with their hello kitty. They are the cause of global warming with their freaking hairspray.
Mike: oh my....look at that scene girls hair and short skirt

Mat: Oh no bro..its not worth tapping that. She'll just go on about herself and bitch about her hair to the point where you just want to throw her off a cliff

Mike: Good looking out bro!
by Armagoddamnmotherfuckingeddon December 26, 2009
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Scene Queen

Usually seen at local Metal, Emo, Hardcore, and even ska(?) shows. Have overly dramatic haircuts, the most popular one being the "chicken butt". Tight form-fitting pants, too much make-up, and little-boy clothes can be a clue. Dinosaurs, robots, pink guns, and the words "bang-bang" are a DEAD giveaway. Usually try to whore it up with guys in bands.

Seen EVERYWHERE on myspace, taking pictures of themselves using "the angles".
That bitch with the Chicken Butt hair and the dinosaur purse that is sucking Calvin's dick is a scene queen. Damn, fuck that hoe. Fuck man lets mosh!
by Mike Braun April 9, 2006
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scenester

The only group of people that I despise more than emos. They are pretty much emos really...the only difference is that they try to be happy and emos do not. It is pretty much a standard that a scenester has a myspace with over 500 friends, 1000 comments, a never ending supply of random pictures of them that have been altered in some way (i.e turning up the contrast so that it's really bright and disguises blemishes.), and around 60 to 70 comments on said pictures on average. They are also total whores when it comes to myspace. Another thing that is required by a scenester is to <3 dinos and robots x some random and very large number becuase it's the trendyXcore thing to do. If that wasn't stupid enough, they also have a penchant for saying "fosho", "&&", "luff", "sup nigz", "cunt", and a good number of other fucktarded words and phrases. Scenesters also have very poor tastes in music such as Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco, Motion City Soundtrack, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, etc. In other words, complete shit. You can pick a scenester out easily. First, they all have a shittily home done hair cut that is choppy and is usually dyed black with like 5 to 10 other random (usually bright/neon) color streeks. Second, they almost always wear some sort of stupid vintage tee. Third, and last, they most always hang out in a med. to large group because they are pussies. Oh and yeah this shit is true, because I do know some scenesters in real life. They are really like this. FUCK SCENESTERS AND ALL OF THEIR PUNK BITCH SHIT!
Me: "I see that you have a Led Zepplin shirt on..."
Scenester: "They are my fave band! They are hardxcore x1043698763, fosho!"
Me: "Right.....name a song by them then."
Scenester: "well...uhhhh....ummmm....smells like teen spirit?"
Me: "You are fucking stupid."
by Senator Assface August 27, 2006
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