squat pisser 

Military term used in reference to the female gender.

I'll be damned if I ever see a squat pisser earn a Ranger tab!

squat pisser by DaPrinceADJr May 4, 2015

squab eye 

The squab can be natural or brought on by laughter. A person who's one eye shuts when in hysterics is known to have the squab eye. A lazy eye or any difference to one eye also falls into the category of squab.

Whoah look at toms squab eye got a bad one there chap!

squab eye by Deeb619 August 25, 2015

Squad Wife

Girlfriend of a squad member who attempts to boss around the squad like a wife.

Yo man Jennie being a squad Wife.

Squad Wife by munch! munch! October 9, 2015

Squat-shot 

Selfie of you squatting over your phone where you get a close up picture of your pussy.

Last night my friend Curtisse sent me a squat-shot on snapchat

Squat-shot by P&Z April 14, 2016

squat cobler 

A small guy in the woods who takes a dump without shame

I was taking a hike when I saw a squat cobler out in the blue.

squat cobler by Urbanhandlertruth September 2, 2016

squat cobbler 

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.

"Squat Cobbler "videos are intended to titillate the senses and are considered fetish videos.

squat cobbler by Idling August 29, 2016

squat cobbler 

A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.

The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.

That guy Wormald is into Squat Cobbler big time. He has to do it at least once a day.

squat cobbler by Hcas August 25, 2016