Sloppy Joe

When your bonin' a chick in the ass and after you cum in her ass you pull it out, smush them together with your cock in the middle and wipe it off between the cheeks.

"I really liked the sloppy joe you gave me last night. But it sure did itch."

by Meat Helmet July 24, 2009

sloppy sharon

diseased creature covered in slime or ooze. usually leaves a trail of slime behind them and on everything they touch.

she is a wicked sloppy sharon.

by better than sliced bread April 7, 2008

Sloppy Seconds

Byler is a perfect definition of sloppy seconds Will getting his sisters leftovers how lovely

“Sloppy seconds byler is the worse”

by sloppysecondsbyler May 7, 2023

sloppy gagster

Anything that performs oral sex is such a manner that there is a lot of salvia and gagging involved.

" Wow, look at all of that spit. Bob sure is one hell of a sloppy gagster."

by papiosphinx March 12, 2009

sloppy thirds

A foursome, with three dudes, and triple pentration.

Yea, I cant believe she handled all of those sloppy thirds. Each third was so sloppy, but together they are sloppy thirds. When one left to use the restroom, it was temporarily sloppy two/thirds.

by the definer. July 8, 2010

Sloppy Joe

When you take a dump and then a chick/dude licks your ass instead of using toilet paper.

I was giving him a bumpkin, but I got hungry and gave him a sloppy joe.

by DaddyAZ October 26, 2008

Sloppy Salamander

Guy buries most of himself in wet forest leaves but leaves his dick poking out

“I was walking through the forest and almost got hit with the ol’ sloppy salamander”

by Sloppy Salamander March 25, 2019