Sloppy Joe

When your bonin' a chick in the ass and after you cum in her ass you pull it out, smush them together with your cock in the middle and wipe it off between the cheeks.
"I really liked the sloppy joe you gave me last night. But it sure did itch."
by Meat Helmet July 24, 2009
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Sloppy Seconds

Byler is a perfect definition of sloppy seconds Will getting his sisters leftovers how lovely
by sloppysecondsbyler May 07, 2023
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sloppy sharon

diseased creature covered in slime or ooze. usually leaves a trail of slime behind them and on everything they touch.
she is a wicked sloppy sharon.
by better than sliced bread April 07, 2008
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sloppy gagster

Anything that performs oral sex is such a manner that there is a lot of salvia and gagging involved.
" Wow, look at all of that spit. Bob sure is one hell of a sloppy gagster."
by papiosphinx March 12, 2009
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sloppy thirds

A foursome, with three dudes, and triple pentration.
Yea, I cant believe she handled all of those sloppy thirds. Each third was so sloppy, but together they are sloppy thirds. When one left to use the restroom, it was temporarily sloppy two/thirds.
by the definer. July 06, 2010
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Sloppy Joe

When you take a dump and then a chick/dude licks your ass instead of using toilet paper.
I was giving him a bumpkin, but I got hungry and gave him a sloppy joe.
by DaddyAZ September 12, 2008
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Sloppy Sausage

When a woman gives a blowjob to the Pizza Delivery guy that's delivering the pizza to her. It is also known as a 'Sloppy Pepperoni.' It obviously only applies to blowjobs, thus a man cannot use this expression unless he will be performing the act on another man.
Example: "OMG Kara, you are not going to believe what happened yesterday: I gave a sloppy sausage to the Domino's delivery guy as soon as he came to my door..!"
by mesgônimo June 13, 2015
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