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ploop shower

The toilet water that cleanses your buttocks while taking a, usually, exceptional crap.
I got a really nice ploop shower the other day after I ate that bean chalupa.

That ploop shower was so loud; I heard it from the other side of the house!
by Ashley and Abby February 9, 2008
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contrast shower

The act of taking a shower with interchanging water temperature; going from very hot to very cold, rapidly. This can be repeated numerous times.

Typically done from hot to cold in attempts to wake up or "refresh" ones self, the action can also be reversed (cold to hot) prior to bed.
"Wanna get dinner?"

"Sure.. gimme ten minutes.. I just got back from the gym, gonna contrast shower real quick."
by Myspace DaAaAave August 16, 2009
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Ralston Shower

To cover oneself in deodourant instead of showering.
You don't shower for 4 days, just Ralston shower.
by whitemince October 1, 2009
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Communist Shower

When you get a large amount of cooked or uncooked rice thrown at you from a minimum of two feet from where you are standing.
I went to glens wedding and at the end they totally gave him and his wife a Communist Shower!

I tried to steal rice from a rice field in China, but they caught, beat me up, then finished it off with a Communist Shower.
by Cike_Maballero October 21, 2010
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Media Shower

When a celebrity or a new person gets WAY too much spotlight. This can cause a snobbish side to surface, and their friends or aquaintances to notice them acting differently. Otherwise, this causes the "showered" person to feel shy or be surrounded by people by simply going outside their house, making them annoyed.
After Jack's new speech on world matters, he got a media shower and became a different person; one his friends didn't know anymore.

Once Beth won the spelling bee, her media shower forced her to skip school for the next week.
by Kaze-san October 30, 2008
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shower beer

Noun. Beer you drink when in the shower for pre-gaming purposes.

Students who attended that shitty college in Chicago, NorthWorstern, define a shower beer as a beer that is rinsed with water.
Normal person: Hey Brah, I just woke up. I think I'm gonna get my shower beer on and I'll meet you at the bar afterwards.

NorthWorstern student: What, I don't get it..

Normal person: sigh, why are we still friends...
by Punnnn April 14, 2015
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