shark attack

when you take a shit and you look in the toilet bowl and it is filled with blood. it looks like there was a shark attack in the toilet bowl.

Dude, I took a nasty shit and I shark attacked the bowl. It was awesome!

by John Attardo December 13, 2008

shark week

The week of a woman's period, when all she is doing is chumming for sharks

During shark week Joanna was a total bitch

by Benny the Red April 25, 2015

Great white shark

Biggest bad-ass in the ocean. Will eat you if it thinks you're a seal.

That fish from Jaws was a motherfuckin great white shark.

by chillaxin106 September 15, 2006

supportive shark boyfriend

A reference to the character Sidon in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. He says things like "You can do it! Stay strong!" to Link (hence 'supportive'). He is the prince of the Zora race, who are designed after sharks (hence 'shark'). Due to his admiration for Link, many in the BotW community have taken to shipping the two characters (hence he is Link's/the player's 'boyfriend').

Sidon is Link's supportive shark boyfriend.

by dila maag May 30, 2017

Race card shark

This is someone who constantly uses race as a grievance to gain attention and power.

That princess is such a race card shark, worth millions but so oppressed!

by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2021

Sorbet Shark Cookie

The best cookie from cookie run.
they only go OoOOooOoo

Who is your favourite cookie from cookie run?
Sorbet Shark Cookie, duh.

Agreed

by Heehoopenis July 29, 2021

jump the shark

An oblivious moment in one's past, where there is verification of an un recollected event or phrase's existence via a credible third party confirmation or certified documentation, in which you have never heard of said event or phrase ever being used, therefore begin to believe that you were a cloned human whose implanted memories are false and are beginning to unravel an evil conspiracy to farm out your organs to rich movie stars.

I totally jumped the shark when saying "jump the shark" was popular, making me think that you made that phrase up just to irk me, because you're mad that I'm not as old as you are and you want to mess with my head.

by daniel Tamez January 18, 2008