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self fish

to be greedy, only thinking of yourself
Eating all the food? that was self fish.
by Basiq Mr.Nonchalant May 3, 2009
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self-beat

dawg, c spells self-beat last night!
by ebony and ivory love April 22, 2006
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self loathing heaves

The feeling one gets when they empty out the spit valve of their musical instrument (a trumpet or trombone, for example) and find that spit is not the only thing that is coming out. The realization that someone has taken it upon themselves to jerk off onto the mouthpiece and into the instrument comes quickly. The accompanying feelings that the person has include (in this order) disbelief, extreme sorrow, rage, hate for the whole world, fear, pity, nausea and other phsycial sickness, and finally self hatred. The self loathing heaves are a thing that many people don't even wish on their worst enemy.
After a long day of enforcing city health codes, Hansel decided to jam out for a while. He grabbed his trumpet and began belting out some songs. He emptied out the spit valve and his life took a considerable turn for the worse. As soon as he figured out someone had given him a "gift", he immediately got the self loathing heaves. He cried himself to sleep that night.
by buks May 11, 2006
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self help

something that helps you achieve something without using others
Im okay, leave me be I am relying on self help.
by fuckmedaddy101 March 6, 2016
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Self-Report

A self-report is doing something that's ultra sus resembling an action Andrew Tate would do.
The Cheeto dust on my fingertips was a self-report I stole my brothers Cheetos.
by BIG//WORM January 12, 2023
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Self defence

A term used by non agressive weak losers who protest non violence and black lives matter gay rights in states that promote cameras everywhere ect ect.......
John hawk got arested after he just got home from the war in the middle east for beating up a stupid protesting hippie protesting wars who went up to him with malicious intent he said it was self defence
by superiorbreed August 21, 2019
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