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Uno Reverse Card

A deadly weapon too cruel and brutal for war. Holding this card guarantees that anyone who tries to attack you will instantly die.
Has been banned in all countries because of its instant contact lethality.
Even applies to non-physical attacks, such as emotional damage or punishments.
Teacher: You're getting detention
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: NOOOOOOO *proceeds to sit in detention for 50 hours*

Teacher 50 hours later: no bringing uno reverse cards to school
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: FML
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Reverse Google

The act of surfing the web with a laptop placed on your partners back during doggy style sex.
They were doin' the reverse google last night
by liquidvoltage June 20, 2007
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Reverse Canadian

the act of masterbating with your hand on your cock backwards.
Yo man i got bored of masterbating so i tried reverse canadian yesterday. Greatesr choice ever.
by Super boss dude guy October 31, 2010
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Double Reverse Blumpkin

The act where the woman is taking a shit on the edge of the toilet while the man, or another woman, is eating her out. An easier, but messier variation is where the woman shits on the man while he eats her out.

This is not to be confused with a Blumpkin, or a Reverse Blumpkin, which are two different, but closely related things.
The woman was tired of giving her husband blumpkins all the time, so she forced him into a Double Reverse Blumpkin.
by KinkyMaster September 12, 2017
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reverse skyjam

Having somone one poop off a high building and having another one receive.
Jim reverse skyjammed Bill in the ass.
by Jack Duke July 29, 2003
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reverse shop

Annoying habit of people at supermarkets and stores to bring a bunch of items to a cashier, have them ring up the total, then have them take back the items and subtract them from the total one by one until the total is an amount they can afford.
"Those idiots are holding up the line by reverse shopping."
by mikejonas February 26, 2004
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