Maximillian Robert Macias

A super sweet, amazing, good looking, funny, awkward {in a good way ^.^} adorable guy(:

Allie: Will You Go To SADIES With Me?(: <3
Maximillian Robert Macias: __________ {?}

by SADIES:) January 1, 2012

Sloppy Robert

When a homeless man shits on another homeless man

Damn! Did you just see that sloppy Robert!

by Johnny Volume July 5, 2023

Robert Xu

Someone who is bad at chess and math. Not very liked and kinda sucks at life overall. He is a lowlife and unable to achieve anything. Misspells and misprouncies all words. Can be described as an asshole and a liar. Can never get a girlfriend, or any friends.

Being a Robert Xu is the same as wishing death upon yourself

by Nissieboy July 12, 2022

Brad Roberts

Frontman of Crash Test Dummies. He's known for his incredible voice, covering the low-baritone range. His long hair from the 90s is super iconic. You might know him from their song "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" or their cover "Androgynous".

person 1: "who's that guy with long hair and super bass voice?"
person 2: "that's Brad Roberts! isn't he cool?"
person 1: "omg yes he is!!!"

by harrocknroll April 24, 2022

Robert Castillanos

Man who loves getting pegged

Robert Castillanos has a hello kitty toy.

by Nowag February 23, 2024

Robert Bresson

A ristretto with peruvian coke often gifted as a wedding present

-congratulations to la familia Gomara, this gift is de parte del pueblo chiquito

-Oh ! What a lovely surprise, a Robert Bresson. Muchas Gracias, a nuestros hijos les gustará mucho.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018

Robert

Robert is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s funny and charming. He will take your breathe away. If you meet a Robert you better keep him in your life because he will take care of you like no other. The only downside of Robert is he needs help with his outfits

Hey i met a guy named robert yesterday
You know what they say about roberts, they are a catch!

by A N D R E A 1 June 8, 2023