Subliminal Rape

1. (n.) Non-consensual mind-fuckery.

2. (n.) Any subliminal message or suggestion that leaves one feeling violated.

That new commercial for Sprite is nothing more than subliminal rape.

by SubPrimeMortgage June 30, 2009

google+ rape

When Google tries to force Google+ on you.

I got google+ raped when I went to youtube, so I wrote them a nasty letter and snail mailed 500 copies to them.

by braneyak November 7, 2013

midnight rape

when a person wakes up in the middle of the night and decides to pleasantly surprise their partner by giving them amazingly good oral sex.

Ryan: I am so tired today!
Babs: Why is that?
Ryan: Because you midnight raped me last night!

by nfr October 22, 2010

Trade Rape

To be taken advantage of in a most foul way while playing fantasy sports.

According to the FX show "The League", it is when a completely lopsided trade offer in a fantasy sport is accepted. It typically opens happens to n00bs.

Person 1: I just pulled off a sweet deal in my Football league.

Person 2: Nice, who'd you get?

Person 1: I got Jamarcus Russell and traded Peyton Manning.

Person 2: Dude, you just got trade raped.

by MarWash November 20, 2009

Knife Rape

Knife raping is when you get a knife and stab ya boi so much it's like your raping 'em.

Arnold Clock knife raped his wife.

by Bepsei March 26, 2018

statutory rape

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.

John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.

by fizzle April 5, 2004