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puttential

How much fart-gas you have "saved up" to come noisily emanating with a staccato sound like an idling lawn-mower.
Da more baked beans dat you gleefully guzzle, da greater your puttential will be fairly soon afterwards.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
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Putin

Synonym of evil, spawn of devil, psycho killer or stupid. Can be used to describe enemies, dictators and characters in movies you hate e.g Voldemort is such a Putin.
Jessica is such a Putin, she bragged about getting an f- and shoved dirt down my throat.

“He truly was the spawn of Putin.”

Famous titles include:
Putin wears prada
Putin’s in the detail
Putin girls
Agatha Christie’s Putin Mysteries
A cold blooded Putin

And Disney’s The Putin Guys
by wee_eejit May 29, 2022
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Putin

oh look it Putin! I want too suck him!
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Putin

The true spirit of evil and controller of the first puppet president Donald Trump.
Synonym for devil, evil, psycho, serial killer, human waste and prejudiced idiot.
“I just watched the Putin wears Prada!”
“Urghhh! I just got some dog Putin on my shoe!”
The killer was sentenced to a life in prison for being such a Putin.”
“Did you see that guy? I think he was a real Putin.”
“Putin’s in the detail.”
“Putin lurks in the dark.”
by wee_eejit May 30, 2022
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puttanescant

The amazing odor from the kitchen of one making Puttanesca. This hooker or whore’s sauce is famous and healthy for all those who devour.
As I enter the kitchen, the puttanescant quaff made my stomach growl!
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Putinsaekrat

Real estate jargon and this can add layers of confusion to an already convoluted process. Whether you’re buying or selling a home, it can be putinsaekrat. Putinsaekrat is a real estate term :

A putinsaekrat home is a home that is protected against skyrocketing energy prices when Putin began his barbaric war of aggression against Ukraine. Oil, petrol and diesel are record expensive. The cost of electricity went off the chart. Food prices are skyrocketing. So the question remains, is the house putinsaekrat?

Solar cells on the roof allow residents to use their own electricity when it's too expensive to buy from the grid and even sell the surplus back to the grid. The solar panels also goes down to the garage's charging stations so you do not have to buy the ever so increasingly expensive Putin soup.

"Obviously her majesty wants the palace to be putinsaekrat," explains the British Crown Prize when Buckingham Palace is suddenly covered in solar cells.

Source: Spacious and Putinsaekrat Penthouse for sale in the best location, by Mattias Goldmann, Swedish real estate magazine
"Obviously her majesty wants the palace to be putinsaekrat," explains the British Crown Prize when Buckingham Palace is suddenly covered in solar cells.

"Is the house Putin secured?"

"A Putinsaekrat house for the handy"

"A spacious apartment in a putinsaekrat property
by EErck June 5, 2022
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