lumpy potato

1. A man with a fat, mishapen penis.

My sister went out with him until she saw his lumpy potato.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

nato potato

a spud that comes in many variations. Often enjoyed mashed, fried, baked, roasted, scalloped, or in the form of tater tots, chips, and soup.

I couldn't survive without my nato potato fix everyday.

by aksnowflakes February 3, 2010

Mashing Potatoes

A euphemism for masturbation

"John, what have you been doing your forearms are massive?"
"Oh you know just mashing potatoes"

by Crystalgeek March 21, 2013

juan potato

Mom spaghetti

Boy 1:You GONNA EAT Juan Potato
Boy 2: Hell yeah

by KetchupGuy101 February 6, 2014

mexican hot potato

Similar to the children's game Hot Potato, where a group of people try to get rid of the "potato" as fast as possible without getting caught with it. However, in this version, a knife (preferably a switchblade) is tossed about and people try to catch it without cutting their hands or any other part of the body. The last person who doesn't get cut wins.

A few of us played Mexican Hot Potato last night. Everybody else cut their hands and I won!

by Steven-O December 24, 2008

Blunt Hot Potato

When on a blunt ride and an authority figure pulls up behind the car. The person the blunt lands on when the lights come on eats the blunt.

Yo where did that car come from?!" "I dont know man, blunt hot potato is in effect.

by fleury29 July 23, 2010