ticket to play

A requirement without which a person will not even be considered for a position.

Do not apply unless you have a bachelor’s degree; it’s a ticket to play.

ticket to play by GAIboss October 9, 2020

Song that might play when you fight sans 

That one song that may or may not play when you enter the battle of the fictional character sans the skeleton who appears in the 2015 role playing game undertale and is a-

Screw it, I’m done. Here’s the song:

Oh you cant have links so I put the link in the tags

Person: hey, you know stmpwyfs
Other person: yeah.

Song that might play when you fight sans.

Song that might play when you fight sans by Stmpwyfs is a good song April 12, 2021

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy 

word that jack writes in the shinning

all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy by jubsman February 24, 2022

Do you play soccer/volleyball? 

A person who is very thicccc gets asked if they play soccer or volleyball after the asker gets a glance at their big thighs.

Sofia: *holding the door open with leg* there you go!
Grace: *gets a good look at her legs* hey, do you play soccer/volleyball?
Sophia: no, I don’t
Grace: Really?

Do you play soccer/volleyball? by Itsmekey April 4, 2023

So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? 

A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P

A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.

So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? by QuacksO September 16, 2018

squeeze play

the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles

Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.

squeeze play by Joyce Jamesson January 29, 2008

total ass play

to stimulate ones ass with toys, fingers, tongue, penis, or any other foreign object grabbed in a time of passion and being fully stimulated to the fullest

i had some awesome total ass play last night

total ass play by dick stump April 3, 2010