tickley pineapple

The sexual act of inserting a pineapple up the rectum and having it tickle the tubes while ripping and bleeding, but inducing overall enjoyment.

Oh dear there is so much blood coming out of my anus, I must of got a tickley pineapple last night.

by Okssor13 June 25, 2021

Pineapple Hairs

The green leaves at the top a pineapple.

That green stuff at the top of a pineapple? What are they even called?

It's called pineapple hairs!

by Ali Rxse June 16, 2020

Pineapple Fanta

Something that you can't fathom existing, but you are oddly drawn too

I can't believe Pineapple Fanta exists, it sounds awful, I need to try it.

by IAlsoHateTheBeatles January 19, 2024

slicing the pineapple

doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

by Sexydimma March 13, 2015

Pineapple

A word used as a code name for your crush, who is really sweet but makes you want to kill yourself.

Sarah: did you see pineapple today?
Stephanie: yah, he looked really cute.

Later that day
Sarah: I hate pineapple.
Stephanie: now what?
Sarah: he ignored me the whole day!

by unicornsparklyanttianttia September 28, 2019

Pineapple

Pineapple is a code name for anyones crush.

Person 1: Who do you have a crush on?
Person 2: Pineapple.
Person 1: :I

by theslayer#53612 December 10, 2022

Pineapple Hairs

The green stuff on top of a pineapple

Anix: What do you call the green stuff on top of a pineapple?
Anix: PINEAPPLE HAIRS

by sarahb07 June 16, 2020