phoneophobe

a person who is afraid to use a phone.

example of a phoneophobe: i can't call him. no no no. if i do, i'll ask if he's there, and what if it's him? he'll think i'm so stupid that i can't identify his voice! i just can't have that! and what if he's not there? what will i say? i'll just end up sounding desperate! goddammit this sucks!

by the phone-o-phobe February 2, 2006

phone tagger

some one who insists that the two of you are playing phone tag, when in reality, he/she's the only one calling you. Pressed on somethin, I guess. Instead of using their name you could also call them "wa wa" cuz after a while (when you actually do pick up the phone to tell them to fuck off) they start sounding like Charlie Brown & shit (wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa)

That bitch has called me five fucking times, today, that mo fucker is a phone tagger, sheeeeiiiiittt!

by HeatheRenee May 25, 2007

PHONE HO

A person who answers the phone for a business; front office worker; receptionist.

I worked in an animal hospital at the front desk. My boss called me his "phone ho."

by RiverRat March 12, 2008

Phone Orgy

When casual phone sex between two people morphs into an out of control sex conference call with countless people joining in and exchanging sexually explicit dialogue with different partners simultaneously.

Dom: phone sex is getting old

Dom: how about we spice shit up tonight bitch?

Tammi: how we gonna do that?

Tammi: you can't stick your dick thru your iphone

Dom: let's have a phone orgy

Dom: you call as many skanks as you can

Dom: ill call my boys

Dom: but you better not try to get too attached to any other dude's fake Trey Songz voice or imma dick slap you thru the phone

by KWAVE23 May 11, 2011

stone phone

To get high on marijuana and then indulge in a religious experience with music through headphones.

Dude, the Beatles are the best band to stone phone!

by rasrobs March 7, 2008

freak phone

the extra cell phone you have that you give the number out to all women who are not your wife or girlfriend. so called because these skanks will do things sexually that your wife/girlfriend won't.

dude is that your cell ringing
yeah it's my freak phone

by fez marie whatley November 2, 2008