Opti-pess

An Opti-pess is someone who always assumes the worst is going to happen so that they’ll be pleasantly surprised when the worst doesn’t happen. Or if the worst case scenario does occur they are prepared to deal with it/have the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist

Friend: I’m worried about you. You only focus on the negative things and assume the worst of everyone and everything

Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !

by The Dermartologist July 28, 2022

Ivy Peson

a medicine that s simalir to slimey profen

i love Ivy Peson so much

by Apemanape September 11, 2022

Anti-Pesto

A name Lady Tottington used to call Wallace in the film series 'Wallace in Gromit' and the whole internet has no idea what it means.

Lady Tottington: Victor, stop fooling around in the dirt and have a look at this. The ingenious Anti-Pesto have completely dealt with my rabbit problem! Isn’t it marvelous?

by reinfaster March 15, 2023

Johnny Pests

The Johnny Test haters.

All the Johnny Pests drew hateart of Johnny Test just to get Johnny Test cancelled.

by CN19M3P41C July 6, 2023

zest pest

Noun
1: Little gay thing
2: If a homosexual rat was a human being

P1: why he standing like that bro
P2: he’s def a zest pest

by notazestpest July 8, 2023

Zane Pessi

Let Pessi cook, also Zane is a very special kid he loves speshing other people and is obsessed with Pessi

Zane Pessi loves Leo Pessi

by AcidCloudz July 18, 2023