paint the town red

Accidental menstruation on public property including buses, restaurants etc. for an extended amount of time.

I like, way spaced on tampons and had to paint the town red today.

by Heat* April 30, 2007

painted turtle

sickest turtles ever, their like painted and shit, so u know their cool.

non-painted turtle: "man i wish i was a painted turtle."
Another non-pained turtle: "yea cuz their all colorful and shit, im so jealous."

by Brent Roehrich August 18, 2006

Paint

Marijuana.

Also known as Mary Jane, Chronic, Fire, Reefer, Cheeba, Green, Dirt, Skunk, Smoke, Bud, Herb, Smokey Treat...

I got to go hit up Mr. Green Jeans and grab another couple gallons of paint.

by b miller September 30, 2006

Ice Cream Paint Job

When multiple men simultaneously blow their creamy man goodness all over a beautiful woman's body completely covering it in a thin layer of jizz.

Megan Fox really enjoyed that ice cream paint job we gave her last night.

by KB1869 November 18, 2009

paintchop

The art of using Microsoft Paint to draw a picture of a real life event, that will be sent to your friends for comedic value.

I walked into the bosses office today and did something special... I paintchopped it for you, tell me what you think.

by btsixer March 9, 2009

paintchop

The art of using Microsoft Paint to draw a picture of a real life event, that will be sent to your friends for comedic value.

I walked in to bosses office and did something special... I paintchopped it for you, tell me what you think.

by btsixer March 10, 2009