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Liz Patches

Do you have a name so forgettable even your own mother can't remember it? If so, you too are a Liz Patches (also known as a Patches Liz), you will never be called by your given name, a nickname, or even your surname.

Liz Patches has a mixed etymological background, mostly stemming from a common sobriquet, coupled with a pedestrian pet name. It can be used as a proper noun but also functions as a predicative adjective.
My daughter Liz Patches works as a janitor.

My son is a complete Liz Patches. (Indicating how forgettable he is as an individual.)
by MatthiasVice January 15, 2026
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squirt patch

the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently
"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"
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Crack patch

Somewhere a supplier/dealer has their customers work when they can't afford a hit but desperately fiend for.
She's got her crack patch kids working hard today , feeding her piggies and shoveling shit... For their shit lol
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Satyr Patch

That wonderful area of hair above a man’s buttocks in the Lumbus region of the lower back.
When the college waterpolo team put on their speedos, many of the men’s Satyr patches were on full view.

When we kiss, I love to feel his beard on my lips, while I place one hand behind his head to pull him into me and my other hand on is satyr patch to stoke his hair.
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Pimple Patch Princess

An acne product connoisseur with high standards. A Pimple Patch Princess tends to trust dermatologist-developed products that clear pimples without leaving a mark.
Just checking the ingredients to see if this has ceramides in it. Sorry, I'm a Pimple Patch Princess.

I can tell you're a pimple patch princess... what do you use?
by cera_ve_derm June 25, 2025
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Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.
"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."
by autisticpirate October 12, 2025
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Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.
Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.
by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025
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