Packing Salmon

*could also be said "Packing the salmon"
Euphemism for having sex

The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.

"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."

by jiffyluube September 4, 2016

Pastiness

1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.

2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.

"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"

"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"

"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"

by Charlemagne1993 October 2, 2016

packing grams

Packing several grams of weed, heroin, cocaine etc.

"Dude you're really packing grams." He says.

by onyxfirebird December 25, 2016

Parking Lot Heart Attack

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.

"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"

by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017

Parkinsons

After a night on the sauce and you wake up with tremors

Went to hard last night and woke up with parkinsons this morning

by Cooperativeeel April 13, 2017

Packing cold

Carrying over the counter drugs and showing them to others.

Hey man I see your packing cold... wanna share?

by Stegosaurus Eco And Nope May 4, 2017