by Stonecartier July 9, 2011
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Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.
Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.
"I went to motorboat Joe's girlfriend but I ended up paddleboating her non-existant tits"
"I think Greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat Steve"
"Chris's pecs were so hard I felt like I was paddleboating two boulders"
"I think Greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat Steve"
"Chris's pecs were so hard I felt like I was paddleboating two boulders"
by Ragehound December 16, 2013
Get the Paddleboating mug.You suffer from padd when you open your phone to text someone and find yourself watching a video or playing a game. Forgetting simple tasks between flipping through screens. Phone attention deficit disorder.
by Shovexxx February 12, 2015
Get the padd mug.The act of motorboating a girls ass. Putting your face in between the cheeks and shaking your head while blowing air through your lips to make them slap together.
by L - dog May 28, 2014
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Get the Paddle mug.I tell my granddaughters , in fun, I'm going give them a paddy wacks on the bum. As I did with my own kids.
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