slacker parking

Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."

"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."

by Spiv May 17, 2006

Hater Park

When a driver parks in a manner that prevents anyone from parking around their car, even when there is plenty of space.

Say you pull up to a parking spot and someone parks right in the middle of 2 parking spaces, barely leaving room for a Mini Cooper to parking. Another example is when you pull into a parking lot and some jerk is too lazy to straighten out their car and they are blocking the last decient park in the area...........Hater Park!!!!!!!

by BJ Gammage aka Big Jilla November 24, 2007

Jurassic Parking

When you watch Jurassic Park at high volume to mask the sound of moaning during vigorous sex.

"Adam and his girlfriend were Jurassic Parking last night while his parents were home."

by sparky_penguin18 March 11, 2019

parent park

To reverse the car and back into a parking space. Parents usually do this because they go to many unnecessary means to be safer for kids.

Ha ha, you parent parked? That's awesome.

by Bananafish July 10, 2005

Whiteoaks Park

Located in the suburban lands of Lorne Park, Whiteoakes is a public park. It includes 4 tennis courts (soon to be 5) in the south, a soccer field in the center, a baseball diamond to the north, a play ground in the vicinity of the tennis courts, a well conserved network of paths through the forest in its west and north ends, and to many sesh spots. Whitoaks is located between Whitoaks Public School in the south-west and Lorne Park Secondary School in the north-east. Considering that Lorne Park Secondary has a predominantly high population of stoners it is only natural for this park to have a plethora of sesh spots which have been used by many generations dating back to the early 2000s due to resent anthropological discoveries. However some anthropological and sociological scholars argue that Whiteoakes doesn't contain any sesh spots but instead is it self a plot of land which is to large to be considered a singular sesh spot.

*exiting Lorne Park Secondary School*
Rob: I want to go hit a popper
John: Wanna go to Whiteoaks Park?
Rob: But which sesh spot? Sanctuary?
John: Naw man, remember someone burned it down
Rob: What ever, we'll stumble upon one anyway

by woodsshitbear November 24, 2013

Osbourn Park

the best high school in prince william. people can be really rich and self centered. the boys are all bros and the girls are all sluts. OP!

Osbourn Park is where its at!

by littlegirl12 February 2, 2010

Highland Park

1. A place in Texas commonly refered to as "the bubble" in which rich conservative caucasian christians are found in abundance and where political and religious differences are frowned upon. Filled with what people would call brats who always complain about people discriminating against them, but really who are everything people say they are. People within the bubble often survive on Starbucks, Jamba Juice, Juicy Couture, cell phones, the O.C, and country clubs.
2. Hell

HP Student in science class: Ok, who else was upset that the O.C was interupted last night by the President's speech?

Person #1: What happend to your car?
Person #2: I had a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on it and someone came and keyed it 3 times. (All actual events)

by the liberal one April 30, 2005