Piss Brain

(n) The distracted mental state resulting from a serious need to urinate. Usually resulting in a delay to relieving said need.

I totally screwed up the last 3 answers on the exam because I had Piss Brain.

My Piss Brain was so acute I had a hard time unzipping my pants.

by barfeedbob October 6, 2011

Brain Lock

When you just cant remember something that you know you knew hours or days ago.

what the hell was i supposed to remember to do today? what was his/her name , i spent all night that that person too.. damn brain lock

by zzchamp April 16, 2011

brain hemorrhoid

Like a brain hemorrhage only this leaves the person's head full of shit.

David: "Did you hear some of Clint's ideas at the seminar last night?"

Craig: "Yup. Pretty obvious he suffered another brain hemorrhoid."

by BuffDudeTotally April 16, 2014

brain strain

something that causes your brain to hurt..over stressing your brain

OMG that biology test gave me a major brain strain

by blaisey mcg December 9, 2008

Paste-for-Brains

An insult that is not, of course, implying that the person on the receiving end of said insult has a brain that is held together by paste. It is just another way of calling somebody 'stupid'.

Carl: Well, how was I supposed to know that the coffee was scalding hot?

Pete: You made the coffee, paste-for-brains.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

brain herpes

When a moron says something so stupid you fear you might have become slightly stupider just for having heard it

James H. asked me what the difference between marshmallows and mushrooms was and now I need to get tested for brain herpes

by Betty Thorny November 4, 2010

Man brain

He got a dumb ass head

Brain empty

Oh He’s from Cheney, he got that man brain

by Nobrainallass February 14, 2022