Oliver Mitchell

The Cat

Don't talk to Oliver Mitchell like he is the cat

by Gaypenistoucherperson April 26, 2025

Oliver

The most normal, boring, standard, 50/50 person you will ever meet.

"Hey Oliver?"
"Yeah?"
"Name me your favourite food, music genre, and colour."
"Ok, Bread, Pop and Blue"
"That shit was so basic, get a life."

by michael carbomb January 26, 2026

Oliver

Oliver is sexy and courageous. He stops at nothing to achieve his mission. He is kind, intelligent and discussive. Everyone wants to be his friend because he is cool and very strong.

Oliver is really good at everything because he is utterly brilliant!

"Whoa! That dude is so Oliver, right now!"

by hewwo_there March 1, 2026

Oliver

Weird gremlin dude who shags mints, like I actually caught him with his micropenis stuck in a polo with 37 tic tacs inside his anus

lucas: Oliver is bumming polos again
Chris Salts: fr what a knob
Gurt: Yo

by BigWillyHarrison May 7, 2025

Oliver Starfish

When a short king gets all the way into a vagina and gets into starfish position ( all four arms and legs extended) and satisfies all aspects of the vaginal walls.

After running a train, the last short king dropped an Oliver Starfish and blew us out of the water

by GONMAD May 13, 2025

Oliver

oh my lord Oliver is the sexiest man alive i swear to god i bust a fat load in my pants every time i lay eyes on him oh my GOD he gives off so much big dick energy im finna suck it aauuuuughhhhhhh

"yo, Oliver's got a massive cock!" -me

by oliver's dickrider June 25, 2025