nose hedge

nose hairs so plentiful and or long that they can been seen outside the nose.

Honey, it's time to use your nose hair trimmer on your nose hedge!

by joanie v. May 16, 2008

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Nose Dingleberries

A close cousin of ass dingleberries, these are easily observed snot or booger remnants clinging to nose hairs or around the rim of the nose. Usually the result of going out in cold weather with a runny nose or slipshod tissue skills.

"I wasn't listening to what he was saying because I was paying attention to his nose dingleberries."

Or:

"Hey, I want to talk to that girl over there but I've been sick lately. Do I have any nose dingleberries?"

by bleh skrimblies March 4, 2009

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nomsense

1. a food or meal consisting of random kitchen items that accidentally is delicious

2. nonsensical food

"Oh my God, this pasta with grapes, powdered sugar, butter, pickles, and goat cheese is some good nomsense."

"What is this nomsense?"

by Where is my taco? October 11, 2009

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noise malfunction

When your starting a game at work on the sly but then you have forgot to turn the sound off so blaring game noise and basic comes out of your computer alerting your boss to the fact that you are in fact multislackiing

I was about to start the secret level on PACMAN when i had a noise malfunction and got a ear bashing from my boss

by omar2928 November 11, 2009

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Noisemaker

The spewing of nonsensical words or noises in a repetitive fashion which bring chaos to nearby populations of people.

While on the computer at work, Bob would be such a noisemaker by singing, humming, tapping his fingers, saying made up words and even repeating the same things over and over again. This caused Susan and Brendon to go mentally insane and want to strangle Bob with the telephone cord.

by The Furniture Gal April 18, 2011

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