cunt needle

A word meaning penis, or expressing great anger and distress in any situation of great magnitude.

"FUCK! He came outta the walls! *WHACKSHOOTDEAD* ohhhhhh, cuntneedle"
or
"CUNT NEEDLE!... I lost..."

by Jameson IV April 20, 2008

weed needles

Something asshole teaches of over strict parents say to be dramatic. Kids they don't exist so if anybody tells you that about them tell them they are fucking retarted

You failed another test if you keep this up you will do weed needles.

by pussypounder24 October 18, 2015

i need

a bad bleep uh addison rae

i need a bad bleep um addison rae lil shawty the baddest ya and she got her ways.

by clichetsnek July 22, 2020

People-Who-Need-To-Not

Social Miscreants
An incompetent, inconsiderate, or otherwise completely intolerable individual, causing others to feel that this individual needs to cease their irritating behaviour. This individual is highly unlikely to do so, and will forever remain needing 'to not'.

1- "That guy is staring at me, and he's really creepy. He needs to not."

2-
A: "A woman asked me at work today how the lift (elevator) works, because she's 'not from round these parts'..."
B: "She needs to not."

3- "They need to not. Get the smack-bat out."

4- Babies crying and mothers ignoring them/glaring at your look of judgment - a classic example of 'People-Who-Need-To-Not'.

by PineapplePolarBear March 29, 2013

Every stick needs a carrot

A statement demonstrating that some nouns can not subsist without a modifier. A stick simply can not exist without an essence of gum-ness or match-ness or in this case, carrot-ness, whereas a carrot can exist without an essence of stick-ness.

Bobby: I’m going to bomb my exam today.
Sue: What class is it in?
Bobby: What does it matter?
Sue: Well Bobby, every stick needs a carrot.

by Taloosa April 23, 2008

he needs some milk

He needs some milk

Ahhh! He needs some milk

by Kaylacici July 18, 2016