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napkin math

"Napkin math" is the act of performing estimates (usually of a financial nature) to roughly determine the feasibility or validity of an outcome or fact. It is usually performed in an informal setting.

Napkin is an allusion to the disposable nature of the information.
"I've done napkin math Dave, even if you get a $10k/year raise you still can't afford that mortgage".
by silentguardian September 12, 2013
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Depression naps

Often used by those suffering from depression or heart break to “fast forward” through the day. The thought process is sleeping thru the day so as to not have to deal with there conscious thoughts and emotional pain.
Cameron: “Hey dude, you okay? You didn’t text back all day?”

Tanner: “yeah was just taking some depression naps, This Katie shit hurts”
by Milkycunt69 October 27, 2019
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Ghost Nappa

From the online hit "Dragonball Z Abridged" created by Team Four Star, Ghost Nappa is the awesomely hilarious poltergeist Nappa becomes after Vegeta kills him in Episode 9.
Nappa was quickly established as everyone's favorite character, and to keep him in the show, Team Four Star invented Ghost Nappa. Those clever bastards.
"When there's something strange, in the neighborhood, guess who it is? GHOST NAPPA!"
by Piccolo the Yoshi November 27, 2009
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Naptural

Naptural/Napptural is a combination of the word nappy and natural.

It can be used to describe a lifestyle of a person of African descent and/or their hair in it's unaltered state by not putting chemicals (relaxers, perms, texturizers, dye) or heat applications (hot combs, flat irons, curling irons) in or on their hair to change the texture and/or color of their hair.

People of African descent describe their hair as kinky, coily and curly.

There is much debate about whether the word naptural means 100% unaltered hair or not.

Many napturals color their hair with commercial dyes and still consider themselves naptural, which is accepted within the naptural community.

Many napturals also use henna, which is a flowering plant used as a natural, permanent dye to color hair.
I decided to start my naptural hair journey and am no longer relaxing my hair.
by fijipearl April 2, 2011
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Napoleon's Bakery

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.
Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot
by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016
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napa valley conception

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.
Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.
by Opie Post December 25, 2013
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