stud muffin

An very attractive guy who is also a bit of an airhead.

Joe is such a stud muffin. All my girlfriends think he's hot but can barely make toast without instructions.

by ubikk July 6, 2010

muffin top

the fat that hangs over to tight jeans, forming the look a like of the top of a muffin.

jane: ugg, did you see sally's muffin tops

becky: yay that girl needs new jeans!

by becky s June 11, 2006

Cushy Muffins

A couple, usually gay.

"Don't you think Jak and Daxter are the perfect cushy muffins?"

by Avalon_the_Infected April 7, 2005

dust muffin

a drug dealer's groupie... hangs out and puts out in the hope of free drugs

She'll do anyone for the chance of a line, a total dust muffin

by stranger March 8, 2004

douche muffin

when a girl cleans there vagina with a muffin

"Becky, i use my douche muffin a lot because of my yeast infection."

by bencarper December 3, 2007

Blue Muffin

The male equivalent of a Blue waffle.

Type this

enpoe.com/info/click-here-for-blue-waffle-disease-pictures

Girl 1: I heard you did mark last night. How was it?
Girl 2: Horrible he has blue muffin now i got Blue Waffle!!!

by UnderrCoverr April 26, 2010

Stick It In a Muffin

Stick it in a muffin (also phrased "place it in a muffin") basically means shut up, stop, yeild, do not continue...

Brittany: "Hey did I tell you about my date with Brad?!"
Lucille: "About a million times. Please, stop talking about Brad."
Brittany: "So, we went out to the movies, and-"
Lucille: "Gosh, Brittany, STICK IT IN A MUFFIN ALREADY!"

by kel z the super saur February 4, 2009