Newb Muffin

A delicious baked good derived of newbs. Can be very tasty if cooked correctly, over pwnage may lead to burnt newb muffins.

~ Om num num, that was a good Newb Muffin.

~ Avy is a newb muffin.

by Muffin Of Newbness March 15, 2009

Queif muffin

When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.

Q::"Zak did you smell that queif muffin?"
A::"Yepp I sure did and it smells gooooood!"

by ILoveCMJ July 30, 2009

Fuckberry Muffin

For use when describing an especially attractive woman, whom you would like to have sexual intercourse with.

Joe- "Wow, look at that woman!"
Fred- "She looks like a damn fuckberry muffin."
Joe- "Indeed."

by fuck.berry.muffin. December 6, 2010

Ninja Muffin

A type of person, who is awesome, and they are loved by their friends.

Or some kind of person who is quite insane.
See examples below:

Katie Cupcake Ninja Muffin
Elly Ninja Midget Apple
Steph Purple Cupcakes

by Cupcake98 April 14, 2011

fuck muffin

N. An affection term, normally said by the guy to the girl.

Origin: Joe

Joe: Bye fuck muffin, love u lots!
Jen: Bye cup cake, see u later on tonight! ;-)

by Jen July 29, 2004

jerking muffin

A jerk off contest where everyone cums on the same muffin and the last person to cum HAS TO EAT IT.

Wei Yang lost a game in the jerking muffin, so now, he's very full

by STevens Crew March 19, 2003

aw muffin

fake sympathy for a friend who doesn't actually have a real problem or one you simply do not care about

Bob: Because you called me silly i have low self esteem

Jimmy: awww muffin

or

Lara: I just stubbed my toe! owie!

Jenna: aw muffin

by macmac483 March 10, 2012