SLUT MUFFIN

A person of the female sex that is well used and may be "worn out" who also has a muffin top or a slight belly that hangs over the pant line. you often find them soliciting at walmart

did you just see that girl at wal mart today she had to be a slut muffin.

by bob-it February 1, 2010

muffin loaf

ultra sensative man that takes it in the ass

frankie is a fuckin muffin loaf!

by the jewelhammer November 25, 2006

muffin twat

a fat ugly girl from east hampton who is a slut

slutfattwat a muffin twat

by eh12345 May 15, 2009

muffin

a really good female friend who is really nice and sweet

She's my best muffin in the whole world!

by jakub January 4, 2004

jump the muffin

To come on to somebody sexually when the person you are coming on to doesn't really want to have sex. usually when you mistake innocent intentions for sexual innuendos. ending in either the person yelling RAPE!! or the whole world laughing at you cause you thought she actually wanted tohave sex with you.

"Joshua jumped the muffin last night when lindsay asked him to come over and watch a movie with her"

"Damn! nate just jumped the muffin when brittney told him she liked sausage"

"dont jump the muffin nate, she just wants to hang out."

by LaidBackGuy1988 December 10, 2005

Muffin Top

When a female has on really tight low rider jeans and her fat is bulging out at the waist. Looking like the top of a muffin

The girl's jeans are way to tight her fat looks like a muffin top.

by Camrin2Fresh July 2, 2008