moink

1. Something crazy or amazing.
2. A retarded monkey.

1. DUDE, THATS WAS LIKE A FOOKING MOINK!
2. Ahm a moinkey.

by wysiwyg August 21, 2006

moist clam

to tie a string to your dick and the other side of the string to a loose tooth... then the man flexes his dick to pull the string to pull out the tooth

I couldn't find a door to use to get my loose tooth out, so i asked my boy friend to pull a moist clam to get it out

by Christian Jesus Thomas November 17, 2006

des moines

gutwrench and sorrow. the home of the world's fattest and ugliest people.

And that, Billy, is why the first word in Des Moines is pronounced Duh.

by Bob Wondernut March 25, 2005

moist yute

Anna Rand

Your just a moist yute mate

by SOZ ANNA February 12, 2018

moistake

A Moistake. When you plan on farting, but things end up a bit moister than first expected. Verbs: Moistaking, Moistaked, Moistaker

I went to a new fish house last night, and now I've been making moistakes all morning.

by Moisty Fred October 21, 2014

Dirty Moises

Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra

patrica: I almost hooked up with a hot guy but he wanted a dirty Moises

by Urbandichead12 April 16, 2020