Mississippi Mud Pie

Taking a shit and flinging it at your partner from across the room while masturbating.

The band Puddle of Mudd derived their name from this move.

My girlfriend loves Mississippi Mud Pie's, because she can even get them when she's on her period.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Massive Schlong

a MASSIVE wang

"Derek has a massive schlong" said Brenda

by LORD Schlong February 16, 2018

Mississippi Misty

The natural progression after a Cleveland Steamer

I can't wait until @UncleDynamite finds out what a Mississippi Misty is.

@carrmah

by carrmah January 20, 2010

Missile pad

The act of putting toilet paper in the toilet first, and then taking a dump on top of it. The outcome is a turd floating above the water creating a terrible stench. This is a great thing to leave in a public bathroom, or anyones bathroom that you despise.

Mike: Man, who blew the bathroom up? Somebody shit in here on top of a big wad of paper, it looks like a Hershey's Kiss
Jeff: That is so nasty! Someone made a missile pad!

by Cornholio6379 May 22, 2010

Mississippi Burning

when a female with long, dark hair dips her hair into hot oil, straddles a man, and whips her hair back and forth into his face.

The Rookers are huge fans of Mississippi Burning; with Ellen's long, brown hair, Michael screams in ecstasy all night.

by BrokenRoof May 27, 2011

Mississippi Eggroll

The act of 2 people wrapping themselves in a blanquet and cutting a hole where the penis and vagina would be and fucking.(not recomended for people over 48) may cause dehydration, Heat stroke, rashes, and a minor fever

Me and this girl did a Mississippi Eggroll and we both passed out

by mmbowie October 22, 2011

missile boobs

Breasts with a pointed or conical shape.

Did you see her boobs? They're missile boobs!

by DucksRUs281 November 30, 2013