Media Landfill

A Media Asset Management system (MAM) without the management part.

Person 1: "How does the Media Landfill work?"
Person 2: "We throw all of the media onto a server and leave it to rot."
Person 1: "Is that efficient?"
Person 2: "Nope"

by routrax October 9, 2013

medical jargon

Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.

Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."

by punger1 November 4, 2013

Media Bullying

The same as regular bullying, only this time the bully is a media source, while the victim is usually a celebrity but not limited to them alone.

"Media Bullying" can come from such sources as newspapers, magazines, TV gossip shows, etc.

by Duckman_NZ February 27, 2014

mediapocrytical insemination

brainwashing someone through the media

The ignorant masses who passively consume the evening news after are especially vulnerable to mediapocrytical insemination

by Sexydimma October 16, 2014

medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.

Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.

by Rich H March 5, 2015

media vampire

Someone who attains fame by feeding off of media attention, yet has no talent nor contributes anything redeeming to society.

The Kardashians are media vampires. They possess no talent. Their fame is based solely on their ability to manipulate the media, and feed off of the hype.

by Skylar01 September 9, 2015

Medical reasons

And excuse to touch oneself

My hands were in my pants for medical reasons

by -your favorite person July 29, 2016