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materialistic manlet

A deleteriously diminutive, overcompensating and money-grubbing manlet boy who futilely seeks to overcome his devastatingly desolating manletism by imprudently purchasing expensive goods such as gold-plated high heels and jewel-encrusted step stools. The puny materialistic manlet can often be detected as he effeminately prances around in upscale boutiques, accompanied by his giggling and squabbling clique of preposterously petite, pint-sized materialistic manlet girlfriends. Here the seriously stunted silly sissy manlets put on tiny, little fashion shows by daintily skipping along a catwalk consisting of an empty shoe box as the delusional runway manlets delightedly display their prospective new short shorts, summer dresses and high heels while the surrounding fawning manlet fairies shower them with rose petals and girlishly sip strawberry margaritas out of pink ampoules.
Manmore 1: Lol, look at that garishly dressed materialistic manlet prancing around wearing his new mink coat and gold-plated high heels! Manmore 2: At least it only cost one poor minklet his life to make that microscopic manlet's lilliputian, little coatlet. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 29, 2024
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maternal twins

when theyre twins but they have different dads
tom: yo cheryl had maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins
by pinkfag October 1, 2023
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Matter Physics

Matter Physics is a word for people who want to study anti-physics (Antimatter) and Dark Physics (Dark Matter & energy) and want a word to actually refer to them selves as than "an antimatter and dark physicist"
"Hey, what type of physicist are you?"
"Oh, flattered you would ask; I am a matter physicist!"
----Not needed past here, place holder----
"Matter Physicist? what do they study?"
"Matter Physics. So like anti-physics & Dark physics."
by THE FOG IS COMING October 3, 2023
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Matter

If it did you would undoubtedly lie about whether or not it did.
Hym "No. No. It is that you prick. It is. And I know the mechanics of it you shit. It doesn't matter in the mechanics. It matters in the selection. I never said it mattered mechanically but what you're trying to say is that it doesn't matter in either and we know that that's false. Or at the very least that 'OtHeR tHiNgS mAtTeR tOo.' You're just trying to stop me from undermining that cripple's 'accomplishment.' Oh and is that the solution? Work out? Validate you? That's it? What would be the point? Earn the privilege of sharing women with a fucking retard? What an absolute waste. All that to live out a farce and appease you."
by Hym Iam October 21, 2023
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Materryon

The sweetest person you could ever meet usually a lightskin dreadhead he’s really one of a kind
Materryon is very handsome
by Hajene November 20, 2023
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Materialscientist

Yet another loud and pointless wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to slander users for no reason at all. Known to whitewash other wikinazis.
- I know Materialscientist - said no one.
- I trust Materialscientist - said no one.
- Materialscientist is cool - said no one.
by Barkingdog January 17, 2024
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