monkey wank

when you knock one out whilst up a tree.

eg i got bored last night so i climbed a tree and had a monkey wank

by lokimike October 26, 2008

monkey scroutum syndrome

The state of mind in which you think you have monkey powers and decide to jump around from tree to tree butt naked while throwin your feces at people who happen to look at your weird ass.

Dude that mo'fo got monkey scroutum syndrome, he b throwin his shit all up in my grill

by All Knowing Monkey October 17, 2010

Monkey Rolling

Female oral sex.

I hooked up with this chick in a bar and went monkey rolling all night.

by crazyinternetguy December 16, 2010

Monkey Circle

Is a "Stone-ism" referring to a frequently seen group of friends.

Yea Julie is in my monkey circle, just saw her the other day.

by Dispatcher-028 April 6, 2011

monkey grease

Chewing Tobacco

LETS TAKE A MEAN OL MONKEY GREASE!!

by Bullydog T1 October 26, 2011

Monkey Tree

Monkey Tree is a 30 year old tree located at a corner of the infamous 2 Winch Street property. Monkey Tree is one of the brother trees, the other being Leaf Tree. Monkey loses his leaves in the winter time, but is stunning year round, though notably smells like diapers in the early spring. Monkey is thought to be the more playful of the two Brothers, while Leaf is more studious and mature. Monkey was named by a young Tanner Mullaly. The charming tree has thrown a few people from his limbs, including his best friend Isabella O'Connell.

"What tree was it?" "Monkey Tree, obviously. The tall one."

by LBzombie November 7, 2011

Monkey junky

A white female who is addicted to black cocks

Rachel is a monkey junky.

by Urlocalbeaner66 August 29, 2014